OMG HAVE BOOK FOUR. Will have a swanky cover image for you when I get it. The cover looks weird and blurry on the product review page, but sometimes Lulu does that and it will look awesome and not at all blurry when you actually get it!

Also, if you type in "HOHOHO" at checkout, you get twenty percent off. THAT'S A LOT OF PERCENT. It's more than ten, that's for sure.

Omnibus is being worked on steadily.

Okay, here's what's going on. Nikki and I are cracking down hard and almost done with the print version of Book Four. It will be up VERY VERY VERY SOON, I'm hoping within the next couple of days. I just checked Lulu's holiday shipping deadlines, and if you live in the states and use ground shipping (and we can get the book posted by tomorrow, which is my hope, but Nikki and I are both very busy so we are going to do our best), you will get the book by Christmas. If you use expedited shipping, you have until Dec. 18th to order. If you use express shipping, you can order until Dec. 21st.

I don't know that the omnibus will make it out in time for Christmas, but we're going to try really hard to at least make it available by the express shipping deadline. We still need to bang out the special features and cover for it.

Speaking of special features, the print version of book four will include "Cooking With Ice Cream: An Erotic Recipe Book", full of fun and exciting things you can make yourself if you ever decide you want to have a meal influenced heavily by aliens. YOU NEVER KNOW.

ALSO: 10% OFF ON ALL OF MY BOOKS UNTIL DECEMBER 30TH

Lulu has a promotion going on right now, if you enter the code "HUMBUG" at checkout, you will receive 10% off on any of the books from now until December 30th! Which is a pretty nice thing for them to do, I think.

It's pretty sad, but I've come to the conclusion: We are all broken. We walk through life, in some way or another, taped together. Either because insecurities or because drama had stretched us thin or because there are problems with our reationships (romatic or platonic).



Ps- mom graduated yeasterday. I'm so proud of her :)